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By Jeff Burk

Will you break out the large monsters which are rampaging the fuck from your urban? extraterrestrial beings are invading the Earth and their ray weapons flip humans into violent punk rockers. while, the town is being overtaken by means of sizeable monsters harder than Godzilla and Mothra mixed. you could decide to be a lone scientist trapped in a mystery govt lab on a distant island swarming with significant killer bugs, a badass punk rock chick with a eco-friendly mohawk stuck in a bar room brawl because the urban is going up in flames round her, or a table jockey pressured to undergo tedious place of work tasks whereas his development is being attacked via a gargantuan centipede with claws the scale of activities software automobiles. Which personality will you turn into? To develop into the scientist, flip to web page 149. To develop into the punk chick, flip to web page eleven. To develop into the place of work drone, flip to web page seventy seven. yet pick out properly! chances are you'll overcome a fleet of alien saucers with assistance from a high-flying monster-slicing great cat or drown in an incredible monster's pool of sperm because it butt-fucks your place of work construction. what is going to occur subsequent? that is as much as you! whilst the tale hits a fork within the street, you get to settle on which route to take. The finishing will continually be varied looking on your judgements. not just that, you could learn this booklet again and again for a brand new adventure whenever!

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Unexpectedly, the send rocks approximately, nearly throwing you out of your chair. “What was once that? ” you yell. A voice solutions from in the back of you, “Something, one of many monsters, has latched onto the send. ” there's a bad screech of tearing steel after which the ceiling above you splits open. an enormous beak tears via and snatches up one of many punks. you could think the send transferring direction and rushing for the floor. one hundred thirty five “We’re going down,” somebody yells because the beast snatches up another individual. There are explosions, fi re, and smoke. flip to web page 158. 136 You’re unlikely down with no fi ght. the single probability you've got is to take them suddenly. you're almost about to make your flow whilst the sky above you starts off to alter. It turns from its ordinary mild blue to a deep psychedelic pink. You glance again on the spaceman and the punks. they're staring into the sky to boot. Then they flip as one to stand you. the area round you is going purple as your brain is fi lled with rage. You roar and seize a spike out of your Mohawk with every one of your palms. You pull and so they easily slide from your scalp. You carry sharp steel spikes in entrance of you. you could believe new spikes speedy develop to switch the lacking ones. The ordinary colour of the realm comes again into concentration and every little thing turns out to head in gradual movement. You run as much as the spaceman and strike. He doesn't actually have a likelihood to elevate an arm in safety. You stab along with your spikes and the visor on his helmet shatters. You step again in disgust on the factor in the outfi t. He appears like a man or woman however the face is pink, cracked, and sore-riddled. the object opens his mouth to scream yet no noise comes out. He drops to his knees and increases his arms. the surface begins to bubble out all over the place his head. A bubble on his cheek swells to the dimensions of an orange after which bursts open, splattering you with chunky eco-friendly pus. Then, with a noisy pop – like anyone uncorking a bottle of champagne – the thing’s head explodes, sending fl esh and thick puss-like blood splattering in the course of the air and far and wide you. a little will get on your mouth and strangely it tastes like cherry pie. you switch clear of the otherworldly corpse and dedicate your consciousness to the horde of punks, all staring silently at you. cost them and check out taking them off shield, flip to web page 138. attempt chatting with them, flip to web page sixty nine. 137 It takes over a month ahead of you die of dehydration and starvation. nobody ever fi nds your physique. the top 138 You cost on the punks, slashing and stabbing along with your spikes. They speedy fall underneath your savage assault. Limbs and heads fl y approximately you and, inside moments, you're coated with sizzling sticky blood. extra punks throw themselves at you and also you slice them down besides. You hack and lower till none are left. You stand within the heart of an immense, gooey mound of limbs and organs. you could have by no means felt extra alive on your existence. You climb down from the viscera pile and trap your breath. Your center kilos and your veins think like they're pumping molten lead. You listen an explosion and yelling from someplace within sight.

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